7 Director’s Cuts That Vastly Improve Upon The Original

July 9th, 2009

Everybody knows movie studios exist only to make a profit. Unfortunately, directorial creativity is often times not in line with what a studio sees as a big money maker and since studios, more often than not, have say in the final cut of the movie, a lot of ingenuity gets scrapped in favor of playing it safe. Fortunately for us we live in an era where home video formats are prominent enough to enable more than one release of a movie. Granted, most of the unrated or director’s cuts released are quick money grabs adding in only a few extra scenes most of which don’t help the movie or make it differ much from the original release. But once in a while a director’s cut is released that was given proper time and attention, falls more in line with what the director had originally intended and warrants a second chance.

Daredevil

daredevilWith misguided direction, an inane script and the bloated inclusion of Elektra the theatrical release of ‘Daredevil’ was lackluster at best. Fortunately for us, a lot of these faults were rectified with the director’s cut which tacks on another 30 minutes onto the running time.

The first thing to notice is this cut’s loyalty to Frank Miller’s comic. The origin story is much more fleshed out and a better sense of the relationship between Matt and his father is shown. We also see a lot of little back stories that were glossed over in the original cut. The struggles Matt has in dealing with his Catholic upbringing along with a clearer depiction of his abilities and the psychological toils that come with having super-senses.

The fighting, especially at the end with Bulls-Eye and Kingpin is a lot bloodier and more intense, which fits in with the overall mood of the cut which in turn has been bumped up to an R-rating. Elektra wasn’t a terrible character, but her inclusion did detract from Daredevil’s story in the original and has been stripped down for this cut. This allows the story to be more dark origin and less romantic action.

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6 Reasons You Shouldn’t Waste Your Money On ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’

June 24th, 2009

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There I sat as the final scene faded out and Michael Bay’s name popped onto the screen completely spellbound that people were cheering and clapping over the gamut of crap they were just fed. I’m amazed at just how low the audience had set the bar for the sequel to 2007’s ‘Transformers’. When I look at movies like ‘Star Trek’ that succeed on so many fronts I find it hard to believe that these same audiences go into movies like ‘Revenge of the Fallen’ cheering for Sam and Optimus the same way they cheered for Kirk and Spock. Here’s six reasons to avoid Michael Bay’s latest.

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20 Movies You Didn’t Know Were Remakes

June 19th, 2009

I always hear people say “Hollywood is out of ideas”, well apparently they’ve been out of ideas longer than you think. As it turns out, a lot of the movies I grew up on thinking they were original were actually remakes. However this isn’t really a negative thing as these remakes introduced me, and others of my generation I’m sure, to ideas and stories I previously would not have been privy or at least had easy access to. Here’s 20 movies, some more obvious than others, you may not have known were remakes.

infernal_affairsThe Departed

‘Departed’ is based on the 2002 Hong Kong thriller ‘Infernal Affairs’ about a police officer who goes deep undercover into the “Triad society” while a Triad member simultaenously rises through the ranks of the police department. ‘The Departed’ has almost the exact same storyline as ‘Affairs’ except for the added bonus of an unnecessary love triangle.

You’ve Got Mail

Jimmy Stewart starred in the original 1940 movie, ‘The Shop Around the Corner’, about two gift shop employees who can’t stand each other but are actually falling in love through anonymous mail postings. The movie, which was based on a play (Illatszertar), was remade into a musical in 1949 starring Judy Garland before it was electronically upgraded in 1998 with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.

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Hacking in Movies

June 15th, 2009

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It brings me great joy to see what Hollywood thinks they can get away with when it comes to computer hacking. Usually in the movie the hacker is using some beyond versatile software that allows him or her to easily turn off the city’s power grid or change traffic signals with either a click of a button or a few easy key strokes. Granted, Hollywood has to do this because computer illiterate viewers may not be able to keep up with what’s going on if they aren’t given something easy to follow. Plus, watching someone type out everything via command line could kill the pace of the movie and frankly is not very exciting or compelling to watch. Conversely, there are the times when the hacking is so over the top that you simply can’t turn away from the absurdity. With that said, here’s a retrospective of hacking in film.

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6 Reasons More Horror Movies Should Be Like ‘Drag Me To Hell’

June 9th, 2009

As a fan of horror films I often pause and think to myself: “Why do the theaters get polluted weekly with generic, ham fisted, and worst of all boring horror films?  Is it my fault?  Did I do something to cause this stain of cinematic mediocrity?”.  Yes, I did.  You did too.  Every time you go to the theaters and pay money to see ‘Saw XXXVII’ you are telling the producers, “This is good, give me more.”  The same goes for every time you visit Blockbuster or Netflix and rent the newest throwaway remake.  Even when you go to your favorite film news site and click “after the jump” to see which lucky actor will be playing the new Jason, you are fueling the machine.

It brings me great sadness then to see truly great tales of horror be financially thrown under the rug.  The brilliant Swedish vampire flick ‘Let the Right One In’ grossed under $10 million worldwide despite being adored by critics and fans.  ‘The Host’, another critically acclaimed horror film that was released widely in the U.S., barely made 2 million.  Luckily the rest of the world helped its box office substantially. Unlucky for us, both movies are riding the American remake train, hell-3and if history repeats itself they will be mentally neutered features.  These film makers will look at the “bad ass” stuff of the original and try to replicate it despite not having a clue about what actually makes the story tick.

Studios do not hear you when you voice your opinions, when it comes to horror they do not read the reviews, and they definitely don’t give a crap about people bitching about the latest terrible remake on a blog.  Studios only hear the sound of the almighty dollar.  In the case of Sam Raimi’s brilliant new film ‘Drag Me To Hell’, he has given us a megaphone.  The only problem is: are we going to use it?

‘Drag Me To Hell’ is the wet dream of horror movie lovers everywhere.  From blood chilling terror to hysterical comedy to 93% on the Tomatometer, Sam’s new film is the horror movie to beat.  Apparently no one believes me because after being around for two weeks the film has yet to break $25 million.  Pathetic when films of the same genre, such as ‘The Grudge’, have made over $110 million.  ‘Drag Me To Hell’ is still behind such sterling features as ‘Mirrors’, ‘Ghost Ship’, and ‘The Fog’.

If we don’t start supporting good horror films with our money our theaters will continue to be a dumping ground.  I know you are poor, we are all poor.  But now is the time to blow the dust off your wallet, wrench the thing open, pull out $12.50 and pay the box office attendant for what will surely become one of your favorite horror movies in the last ten years. If you’re still not convinced, here’s six reasons it’s worth your money.

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8 Movie Franchises That Need Rebooting

June 8th, 2009

untitled-22Movies like ‘Star Trek’ have proven that when done right, rebooting a franchise can attract a new audience while simultaneously reinvigorating established fans (at least most of them). It wasn’t until I started looking for franchises that needed the on-off switch that I realized how many are already being done and how many are hanging in pre-production limbo. Here’s eight that should hit the fast track into production.

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Movie Remakes, Reboots and Reimaginings: What’s The Difference?

June 5th, 2009

remake_250I’ve heard the term ‘remake’ for as long as I have been watching movies. It usually comes out in discussions as “did you hear they’re remaking [old movie]?”, followed by a groan of discontent by those listening. One would think that with all the complaining and generally negative criticisms people give to remakes that movie studios would get the hint and stop making them. However, remakes and reboots aren’t always terrible and often times breathe life into dead stories and franchises, as we saw this May with ‘Star Trek’. Rarely do I hear people say a movie is being ‘reimagined’ usually it gets tossed in under the ‘remake’ category and it wasn’t until this past year that the term ‘reboot’ became the pop word for dead franchises. So what exactly is the difference between the three terms?

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9 Reasons ‘Terminator Salvation’ Was Terrible

June 3rd, 2009

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Terminator Salvation has been the biggest let down of this summer’s blockbuster season. Wolverine wasn’t great either but at least my hopes weren’t set that high for it. I went into Salvation thinking it was going to be the rebirth of a franchise that I so desperately wanted to see come back to life. Instead it was an example of what happens when a movie fails on multiple fronts; it was as if the stars aligned in favor of making this movie terrible. With that said, let’s take a look at what made this movie so terrible. There are spoilers in this, however I’m probably doing you a favor by letting you know what they are so you don’t dish out any money to find out what they are.

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